“Carney’s Carbon Con: Tax Tricks and Trade Treachery”

It’s hard to overstate what a conniving disaster Mark Carney has already proven himself to be, just days into his stint as Canada’s Prime Minister. Take his latest scheme: pushing Canada to diversify trade with the European Union, a move he’s dressing up as some grand economic strategy. What’s the catch? According to this guy, one of the requirements to grovel our way into the EU’s good graces is slapping an industrial carbon tax on Canadian businesses. Yep, Carney’s out there peddling the idea that we need to choke our industries with more green tape—just so we can beg Europe to buy our LNG while countries like Qatar and Russia waltz in without bothering with this nonsense. It’s a delusional flex from a man who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, and it’s going to kneecap Canadian competitiveness when we’re already getting hammered by Trump’s tariffs.
And then there’s his slimy little trick with the carbon tax. On March 14, 2025, his first day in the big chair, Carney strutted out and crowed about “eliminating” the consumer carbon price—you know, the one Trudeau jammed down our throats that’s been jacking up gas and heating bills. Sounds great, right? Except it’s a total sham. He didn’t cancel the tax; he just cranked it down to zero percent with a regulatory sleight-of-hand. That’s right—this weasel kept the whole rotten framework in place so he can crank it back up whenever he feels like it, no pesky legislation required. He’s banking on Canadians being too dumb to notice he’s just biding his time to stab them in the back again.
Why the half-measure? Because Carney’s playing both sides like the slippery operator he is. He wants the applause for ditching the tax—trying to outmaneuver Pierre Poilievre, who’s been screaming to axe it for years—while keeping his eco-warrior credentials intact for his fancy European pals. This is the same guy who, on his March 17 trip to France and the UK, couldn’t stop preening about Canada being “the most European of non-European countries,” all while dodging questions about his own fat bank accounts. He’s got the nerve to lecture us on sacrifice when he’s jetting around, cozying up to EU elites who’ll happily tariff our exports into oblivion unless we dance to their tune.
The hypocrisy’s bad enough, but the damage is worse. By pushing this industrial carbon tax garbage, he’s setting up Canadian businesses to get crushed—right when we need to fight back against Trump’s trade war. And that zeroed-out consumer tax? Don’t be fooled—it’s a loaded gun he’s itching to fire the second he thinks we’ve forgotten his promises. Carney’s not here to lead; he’s here to scheme, posture, and sell us out to his globalist buddies. Call him what he is: a sneaky weasel who’ll say one thing, do another, and jack up whatever taxes he damn well pleases when it suits him.