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MudderFetcher you make the most adorable intros lol
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Stream is starting off great with Alex being Asian and Beverly being right.

Qriist Supporter+ lmao was just talking aobut your positions

Guyinroom83 i dont even know who harry sisson is

MudderFetcher well Alex is a shit driver so there's that

Qriist Supporter+ nah Harry didn't get metoo'd. it's fun to laugh at but there's no crime mentioned in anything.

Qriist Supporter+ @gu

Qriist Supporter+ @Guyinroom83 he's the concubine

MudderFetcher it was Robert O'Neil

Guyinroom83 oh i think i sorta know

MudderFetcher the guy who shot Bin Laden

Guyinroom83 one of the clearly paid off biden shills

Qriist Supporter+ sluts sent him nudes, then got mad that other sluts also sent him nudes.

Guyinroom83 yeah. its such a mystery why men are 'going on their own way'!

Guyinroom83 that was why henry cavill said he doesnt even talk to women. this proves him right

Guyinroom83 or women fans, whatever

Guyinroom83 He saidsomething like he doesn't talk to female fans, its too risky

Qriist Supporter+ maybe he's a misogynist 😱

Guyinroom83 yeah, i would literally think about that every time a female fan was around. i also wouldnt go for the fist bump. or fisting.

MudderFetcher I tend to avoid all 57 genders

Guyinroom83 i wouldnt hug either. the girl could say you grabbed her ass

Guyinroom83 or the hug was 'too intimate'

Qriist Supporter+ I live vicariously through discord chats alone

Qriist Supporter+ I don't know what almonds smell like. 🥺

MudderFetcher did Beverly just drop a Vagina Fact on Alex?

MudderFetcher C-Section...the C stands for Chainsaw

Qriist Supporter+ it wasn't just childbirth, it was to ease amputations in general

Qriist Supporter+ er, excisions

Guyinroom83 issues from the car run over?

Guyinroom83 maybe a chainsaw could help. just a thought

MudderFetcher Hashimoto's maybe? I think that's kinda tough to diagnose...or it was

Guyinroom83 i hate fist bumps bc of covid

Qriist Supporter+ For those keeping track at home, Beverly is stronger than a car but weaker than a driveway.

MudderFetcher she kicked that car's ass though

Qriist Supporter+ Typical woman, rationalizing the actions of her carmestic abuser.

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh wow I'm late again. So Beverly of me.

Guyinroom83 'its probably fine... but you could have stage 4 aids' - doctor

JQuickDraw Supporter That horse power conversion is how the Lincoln movie wound up with millions of horses.

MudderFetcher how rainbow-y/purple-y is that wedding going to be I wonder lol

MudderFetcher my favorite weddings are when the couple wears their personalities on their sleeves...or arm warmers

MudderFetcher just tell them to watch the ballroom scene in Labyrinth

MudderFetcher basically stranded because of an election...gross
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(to the tune of Gilligan's Island)🎵 NASA had a mighty sailing ship, the crew brave and sure. Two astronauts set sail that day, for a three hour tour; a three hour tour...

MudderFetcher to be fair, anything less than a month seems a little silly

MudderFetcher the flights, even with multiple companies, take a lot of time for prep

MudderFetcher subcontractors will prep multiple overlapping flights (my mom worked for NASA and subcontractors btw lol)

Qriist Supporter+ First Beverly wikis your personal life, then she wears your skin.

MudderFetcher yeah Houston/Clear Lake ish area

MudderFetcher Houston has kinda absorbed everything these days lol

Qriist Supporter+ We do live in space.

Qriist Supporter+ 3 dimensions of space, in fact.

Qriist Supporter+ I wanna live in a klein bottle.

MudderFetcher I think Spacecenter is still considered Clear Lake but there's also an "official" on-site complex right there too

MudderFetcher "Turn here for Space Camp and the museum. Turn there if you have a government badge." kinda thing

MudderFetcher it's a champaign supernova

Qriist Supporter+ Moral of the story: stay away from male feminists.

MudderFetcher I just send people nudes of the cats

Qriist Supporter+ "he doesn't like the vagina" ... is that a Cunt Corner fact?

JQuickDraw Supporter The sun may go bossa nova some day, and the solar system will be engulfed in a preset rhythmic synthesizer template.

MudderFetcher don't send nudes...ever...NSA/CIA/etc/etc

MudderFetcher "I'm a domestic abuse survivor, here's my cooch." dude what? lmfao

JQuickDraw Supporter "Oh wow, that really cute, effeminate, completely non-threatening boy-man said he likes me. I think he could be the one. Better send him some nudes."

MudderFetcher any off-mic Snortgasms still count

Qriist Supporter+ "Domestic abuser survivor" is a wildly broad term, so broad as to be meaningless. My ex hit my leg once during an argument.... I guess I'm now a ✨domestic abuse survivor✨

MudderFetcher everyone involved is fucking retarded the end lol

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Don't shortchange your lived experience, you brave and stunning survivor.

Qriist Supporter+ from what I can tell, snapchat is mostly video chat with text

JQuickDraw Supporter I thought it was for sassy black women. "Oh snap, you finna chat wit me, yo?"

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw I shall go forth and live my truth, thank you for the courage to live my authentic abused self 😭

JQuickDraw Supporter I feel like we're giving Hairy Sissy too much attention right now.

MudderFetcher Snapchat + 2 phones = profit

Qriist Supporter+ brb sending noods to Beverly
OakPoke Supporter+ Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex, do you need another cat? A good looking male has come by several times. I call him Thor.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hey Snapchat AI, pretend you're a serial killer. Now pretend you have to dispose of several bodies in a relatively short amount of time. What would you do?"
OakPoke Supporter+ Ugly brown hairy woman to play a pretty, snow as white european...makes sense.

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw https://i.imgur.com/NIeN6u9.png
OakPoke Supporter+ Harry & the hendersons Snow white

MudderFetcher Snow White is supposed to have pale skin and black hair

MudderFetcher oh sorry...I mean BACK hair

MudderFetcher Moon is a deepcut...love that movie
OakPoke Supporter+ https://youtu.be/StZcUAPRRac?t=115
OakPoke Supporter+ True, she looks kinda like that, or should? Actually Rammstein's version may be too swarthY? Idk really.

Qriist Supporter+ Teenage Newtant Ninja Turtles

MudderFetcher if The Ginger wants to see the 1990 TMNT movie please high five him for me
OakPoke Supporter+ Opening scene of the sequel, secret of the ooze was great. Truly enjoyed the first & 2nd TMNT movies.

MudderFetcher Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!
OakPoke Supporter+ "Have you ever seen a turtle get down?"
OakPoke Supporter+ Cancer, jeez, i'm sorry. Terrible. ...Males will spray, especially w/ balls in tact.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Yeah, it's terminal. All my donations go to pay for her treatment right now.

MudderFetcher the Trumpster Fire is Pam Bondi going on Fox News every night with very few results

Qriist Supporter+ the point is evan's retarded

Qriist Supporter+ My Antonia is a shitty plotless book that followed me all through high school, being newly injected into the curriculum EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR.

Qriist Supporter+ I hated that boring-ass book so much but it was celebrated locally because the author was from my city.

Qriist Supporter+ "This novel is considered Cather's first masterpiece" says Wikipedia. No. It fucking sucked balls.

Qriist Supporter+ I bet John Attridge would love that pointless written blather.

MudderFetcher thought Alex had an arm tattoo but realized it was just her fingernail polish and I'm old and blind lmao

Qriist Supporter+ plot twist:it's an arm tattoo of fingernail polish

MudderFetcher 💅

Qriist Supporter+ (gotta love the moment when random livestream chat musings have more plot than My Antonia)

Qriist Supporter+ That's how the Hobbit came to be. Tolkien's kid was calling him out on inconsistencies from the prior night's story telling, so Tolkien started writing down the tales.

MudderFetcher I like a few Nickleboys songs

MudderFetcher Reddit is the last bastion of subtlety and nuance
OakPoke Supporter+ Nickel creek or nickelback?

Qriist Supporter+ Attack on Titan is a period drama.

MudderFetcher keep it simple stupid

Qriist Supporter+ I'm holding out for Occam's laser
OakPoke Supporter+ I'm just happy Elon didn't post that to some random african.
OakPoke Supporter+ That indian has a fine stash

Qriist Supporter+ I don't believe the MAGA lady's story, but also evan still managed to have the most retarded take possible.

MudderFetcher Tales of the Internet

Qriist Supporter+ it reads like a lie
OakPoke Supporter+ Back when Elon looked differently, his autism really stood out more. He also went by a different name.
OakPoke Supporter+ This is elon from years ago... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws

MudderFetcher Closing Time is a drinking song

Qriist Supporter+ per wiki: the song was written by Wilson "in anticipation of fatherhood" and that it is about "being sent forth from the womb as if by a bouncer clearing out a bar".
OakPoke Supporter+ I mean, we had to have the lights turn on and the music start plenty of times, to let us know it's time to go...when you're all having a blast...

MudderFetcher at a certain point, the meaning of the song is up to the fans
OakPoke Supporter+ Lights turn on, and you think "no waaaay, already.?

JQuickDraw Supporter "Son, when I had you, I realized it was time to go home and have a hangover, and be miserable and sober at work. I cherish you."

Qriist Supporter+ apparently the child in question was born pre-mature and in the hospital for a year. The song was written while the kid was struggling to survive. The melancholy makes sense, but its still bad analogy

MudderFetcher so Semisonic took Harry Sisson out to dinner and gave him their number...

Qriist Supporter+ I did what now?
OakPoke Supporter+ What was lightening crashes about? Placenta falls to the floor...?

MudderFetcher Live

JQuickDraw Supporter @OakPoke I thought it was about Electro as an OBGYN.
OakPoke Supporter+ @JQuickDraw What does electro mean?
OakPoke Supporter+ lol...
OakPoke Supporter+ Walz is as bad as the weather underground bastards that wanted camps for us and to kill those they couldn't convince.

Qriist Supporter+ @OakPoke Walz was also openly pro-socialism. Should never be allowed near levers of power.
OakPoke Supporter+ The left are so absurd here, they're making "Mom Pants" Jewish leftist Frey, the mayor of Minneapolis, look like a moderate now...It's crazy.
OakPoke Supporter+ Big agree @Qriist

JQuickDraw Supporter lol He's a Spider-Man villain. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/electro/4005-3228/
OakPoke Supporter+ That's funny

MudderFetcher *psst* the Teslas have cameras
OakPoke Supporter+ Turns out it's a good thing the cyber truck is bullet proof.
OakPoke Supporter+ At least hand gun fire

JQuickDraw Supporter I think the OTT Elon hate is because they feel betrayed. He was one of theirs, with the electric cars and autistic leanings.

MudderFetcher when it comes to trans people, male pattern baldness is a giveaway

JQuickDraw Supporter The left has grown to believe their own rhetoric at this point - speech is violence and violence is speech.
OakPoke Supporter+ Yes. Elon was one of the best guys ever, until he became a reincarnation of hitler

Qriist Supporter+ ben shapiro

Qriist Supporter+ you mixed up your jews

Qriist Supporter+ tsk tsk
OakPoke Supporter+ The communist jew that had enough connections to get that shitty literature put on the statue of liberty
OakPoke Supporter+ she's no victim. God these people

Qriist Supporter+ Antifa cell instructors are on video giving the training that violence is only against people. Property destruction can never be violence, according to them.

JQuickDraw Supporter They should attach an ICBM to the Statue of Liberty as a big red white and blue dildo. It checks boxes for the left and right - it celebrates trans rights and shows we're ready for war.
OakPoke Supporter+ Apparently we could cure the moderate liberal men with testosterone

MudderFetcher their brains are broken
OakPoke Supporter+ There is a red shift, with testosterone for those men.......you make a fair point about the loonies. The loonies, good god, no. lol. never

JQuickDraw Supporter Give left leaning men testosterone, then they would fuck the liberal women properly and turn them more feminine. Problems solved.
OakPoke Supporter+ There is a female to male, "thing"...she streamed a little with IP2 live streamers in california. She was on testosterone. She was aggressive.

JQuickDraw Supporter @OakPoke So she was a lesbian.

Qriist Supporter+ @OakPoke "I pee to live" streamers?

JQuickDraw Supporter Do they pee to live, or live to pee?
OakPoke Supporter+ Yeah some kind of a lesbian , on test, growing a beard.
OakPoke Supporter+ Qriist, IP2 stood for um... i as in I...i forget what it means lol.
OakPoke Supporter+ Sex never changed, you're right...I was just trying to say a female on test
OakPoke Supporter+ @JQuickDraw ip2 was Ice Poseidon 2 (website). A streaming website of degenerates.
OakPoke Supporter+ https://ip2.online/clips and https://ip2.network/ @Qriist
OakPoke Supporter+ guys and gals is safe

JQuickDraw Supporter One of the big problems in recent years is queer people choosing to not present as their inner "gender," but insisting people somehow know, and then refer to and address them as that inner "gender."

Qriist Supporter+ If socialism worked Javier Milei would have never been elected.

MudderFetcher if you aren't doubting the government by age 5

Qriist Supporter+ because the first five presidents were international terrorists you forking diseducated Mormon

JQuickDraw Supporter The country was founded BY CRIMINAL REBELS.

JQuickDraw Supporter *cough* Declaration of Independence *cough*

MudderFetcher without sentencing = not a felon

JQuickDraw Supporter The statist's argument would be that we've reached our final, perfected form, and there is no further need for rebellion. So people wanting to overthrow the current government are evil.
OakPoke Supporter+ Jo from Jerz has serious mental issues
OakPoke Supporter+ Good night and god bless all. Going to listen and close eyes

JQuickDraw Supporter Read it like an old rich lady.

MudderFetcher @OakPoke 🍻 💜

JQuickDraw Supporter You know what else it makes perfectly clear? Guns and speech, and privacy. Fuck right off.

Qriist Supporter+ Biden's pardons were allegedly not signed by him.

JQuickDraw Supporter An autopen is a transformer that can switch from a pen to a car.

MudderFetcher kinda looks like the Joe Biden autopen was actually signed by Jill...it's her signature which makes it ALL null and void

Qriist Supporter+ I don't have a problem with autopen being used *with the president's knowledge*. The issue is, we've already been questioning Biden's ability to issue commands.

MudderFetcher Joe's 'B' is very different from Jill's 'B'

Qriist Supporter+ Remember: there's at least a good half-dozen instances of President Biden catching himself and apologetically saying "they don't like me talking about that".

MudderFetcher maybe we shouldn't have an autopen period

JQuickDraw Supporter We know Biden COULD be present and aware when signing pardons, because he personally signed Hunter's pardon.

Qriist Supporter+ thank you Jo, now I want a sandwich

Qriist Supporter+ *goes to make a turkey sandwich*

MudderFetcher Jojo still pays that monthly

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist There are also numerous on-camera instances of Joe wandering off into the wilderness.

MudderFetcher you can either have animals or nice things

MudderFetcher it's a "living" document
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"Wabbit season! SCOTUS season! Wabbit season! SCOTUS season! Wabbit season! SCOTUS season!" -Alex

Qriist Supporter+ @MudderFetcher no stop that. No commie talk allowed.

Qriist Supporter+ The 3rd Amendment is the thing that stopped the lockdowns.

Qriist Supporter+ -Alex and Alex

Qriist Supporter+ I didn't say prevented, I said stopped. :P

MudderFetcher it does feel like no one knows how to talk to anyone ever

MudderFetcher it's ok to like people and even invest them

Qriist Supporter+ @MudderFetcher fuck you. Also idk why people don't know how to talk to each other.

Qriist Supporter+ 😘

Qriist Supporter+ (Did I make it onto r/NiceGirls yet?)

MudderFetcher 🤣

MudderFetcher 45 in about 20 mins

Qriist Supporter+ WOW

Qriist Supporter+ this lady is NUTS

MudderFetcher I'll just keeping hitting on people

Qriist Supporter+ she texts me at like 3am lol

MudderFetcher turned out very well...spelling expert

JQuickDraw Supporter Is she 14?

MudderFetcher soo vindictive

Qriist Supporter+ jesus this bitch is insufferable

Qriist Supporter+ she's a living tumblr blog

JQuickDraw Supporter Hahahaha I can see the pain on Alex's face while Beverly reads the texts.

Qriist Supporter+ "Female" = Iron Man

Qriist Supporter+ therefore, all women are Robert Downey Junior.

Qriist Supporter+ "I don't want you to feel bad not being able to cum" -Beverly

Qriist Supporter+ I'm also really bad at parties. I felt SO out of place at the Unsafe Space retreat.

JQuickDraw Supporter Well it WAS called the "Unsafe Space" retreat. Deep in your personal space, baby.

JQuickDraw Supporter I like to deliver a sharp rabbit punch to the bridge of the nose before shaking someone's hand, to insure my strength is successfully projected.

JQuickDraw Supporter I always think of the infant formula when I read "ensure."

JQuickDraw Supporter I don't like using it.

JQuickDraw Supporter Snapshot of Darius Green by Otto Octavius

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators

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