He's Not Coming Back - The Second Coming Nothing Burger (SPOILERS)

Jesus Christ will not be returning as he has better places to be and more loyal followers to visit on other planets.

Get with the program, this world has been abandoned as a Telestial Hellscape to serve as a beta testing sandbox for plagues and end times tribulations.

Defending Joseph Smith's Second Comings prophecies as correct. Because he didn't prophesy 1890, he said 56 years if he didn't have to get martyred

We've misunderstood him entirely.