Moon Quakers are Real - Sun Dweller Secrets Revealed

Moon Quakers, That classic Anti-Mormonic Canard are now without a shadow of a doubt confirmed. Anti Mormon's stay losing.

The allegory of the Paper Mario Maker.
The Secret Teachings of the Sun Dwellers.
An explanation of Jesus Christ's Famous Out of Bounds Glitch.

No Planets will be served with refreshments after the fireside, but an overflowing abundance of previously inaccessible realms will be given to all those who honor their covenants.