A Tour Of Your Sinus Cavity With Moco Matt!

I’m sprawled on the couch one miserable winter day, nose so stuffed I sound like a foghorn, when I decide to lean into the grossness. I grab a tissue, give a mighty blow, and out comes this slimy, greenish blob that lands with a splat. I stare at it, half-horrified, half-impressed, and in my cold-medicine haze, I name it “Moco Matt”—my snotty tour guide for a wild, imaginary trip through my sinus cavity. Buckle up, because this ride’s about to get nasty and ridiculous.