The Robot Within!

One chilly winter night, I was shuffling across my bedroom in my favorite flannel pajamas—you know, the ones with the little cartoon tacos on them. As I reached for the light switch, a tiny spark of static electricity zapped between my finger and the wall. Pop! A little blue flash lit up the dark. I froze. “That’s not normal,” I thought. “Humans don’t spark like that… do they?” Then it hit me: maybe I wasn’t human. Maybe I was a robot, and that zap was my circuits shorting out.