The Last Chance Saloon - (Theme Song) Laughing Cynic

The Last Chance Saloon Theme Song (Animated)
Extended version.

A place between worlds,
In Hell and the Hereafter.
A shadow calls me there,
And brings me to disaster.

Where the whiskey flows;
But the clocks don’t chime.
A crazy Netherworld;
Lost in space and time.

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

The Last Chance Saloon,
The tales you cannot hide.
The Last Chance Saloon.
Laughing Cynic is our guide.

I know, deep down,
it will be the end of me.
I’ll never be free,
Until I know the story.

“How did I get here?”
“Well, Hell has no boarders.”
Said the Cynic, laughing,
“It’s time for last orders.”

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

The Last Chance Saloon,
The tales you cannot hide.
The Last Chance Saloon.
Laughing Cynic is our guide.

The Cynic gives a grin,
With eyes flaming red.
And bones neon green,
I drink with the living dead.

The tavern is remote;
They serve a good ale;
So I’ll have a sip;
And listen to the tale.

A Spirit Box;
Horror shocks;
And Tales of Vice;
Whisky and Dice.
Incantations read;
To raise the dead.
Under a spell;
A living Hell.
Memory hazy;
I’m going crazy.
A creeping dread,
Out of my head!
I see the things;
With claws and wings;
Come from the mist;
How do they exist?
Spreading the gloom;
Harbinger of Doom;
Cavern Creeper;
Spectral Reaper;
The Undead Knight;
Vampiric Sprite;
Unholy Mimic;
The Laughing Cynic.

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

The Last Chance Saloon,
The tales you cannot hide.
The Last Chance Saloon.
Laughing Cynic is our guide.

Join with us and you’ll see,
By the light of the full moon,
All this was meant to be.
And we’ll rock this old Saloon.

"Howdy, me ol’ wheel-horse!
Good to see you back here in the Last Chance Saloon. Pull up a seat, grab some grog, let’s get fuddled."

Join with us and you’ll see,
By the light of the full moon,
All this was meant to be.
And we’ll rock this old Saloon.

Ooooowww-Oooowww-Ooooowww.

My friend; What time is this?
What fiendish place of man?
A meeting not to miss.
Get there if you can.

The tavern of lost souls,
The Cynic drinks in there.
In darkness he controls,
Lord! Don't you dare despair!

Join with us and you’ll see,
By the light of the full moon,
All this was meant to be.
And we’ll rock this old Saloon.

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

Take me back,
Take me back,
Take me back to the Moonlit shack.

The Last Chance Saloon,
The tales you cannot hide.
The Last Chance Saloon.
Laughing Cynic is our guide.

Drink Up!
Drink Up!
Drink Up!

The Last Chance Saloon,
The tales you cannot hide.
The Last Chance Saloon.
Laughing Cynic is our guide.

Drink Up!