"Obamas Splitting? No Prez Has Ditched Like This!"

Rumor has it Barack and Michelle Obama might be calling it quits—32 years down the drain! If true, they’d be the first prez duo to divorce, leaving historians shook. No other commander-in-chief has traded “Hail to the Chief” for “See ya in court!” Ronald Reagan? Divorced before the White House. Everyone else? Stuck it out or kicked the bucket first. So, what’s the tea? Is Barack golfing solo too much? Did Michelle’s garden outgrow their love? Or is it just tabloid trash? Picture this: them in ghetto-fab gear, arguing over who gets the presidential china. “You take the Nobel, I’ll keep the Netflix deal!” Stay tuned—truth’s messier than a South Side BBQ. #ObamaDrama #DivorceWatch #PrezBreakup