Zelda's abuse leaves Link crying Tears of the Kingdom

👑 THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF HER KINGDOM (AND LINK’S DIGNITY) 👑

Ayo, Tears of the Kingdom ain’t even about saving Hyrule—it’s about Link surviving another round of Zelda’s emotional and physical domination. My guy wakes up half-naked, missing an arm, and immediately gets sent on yet another unpaid labor quest for a woman who treats him like a glorified errand boy with abs.

Zelda been rebuilding a whole kingdom, and instead of helping her rule, Link is out here digging through caves, gluing together medieval IKEA furniture, and playing Fortnite with Zonai technology. Meanwhile, she’s just watching from the shadows, waiting for him to prove he’s still worthy of her boot resting on his neck.

And let’s talk about that new look. Zelda with the short hair, the royal robes, the ethereal energy—this ain’t the same Breath of the Wild Zelda. This is Supreme Ruler, Kneel-Or-Die Zelda. She been marinating in divine power for centuries, and you will address her properly.

Link is out here fighting for his life, his love, and possibly his ability to ever sit down comfortably again. And yet, we stay loyal. Hyrule may be in shambles, but Link’s devotion (and suffering) remains eternal.

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