Pronoun Parade

Lyrics

You’re he today, then they tomorrow,
She turns to ze, I’m full of sorrow,
Pick a pronoun, shout it proud,
Dumb as fuck, you’re too damn loud!

Pronoun parade, you’re so absurd,
Changin’ who you are with every word,
He, she, ze—gimme a rest,
Stupidest fad, you fail the test!
Pronoun parade—hey! Pronoun parade—hey!
Dumb as fuck, fade away!

Zir’s your name, then xe’s your deal,
Fae and thon—none of it’s real,
Swap your tag, it’s all a farce,
Shove your pronouns up your arse.

Pronoun parade, you’re so absurd,
Changin’ who you are with every word,
He, she, ze—gimme a rest,
Stupidest fad, you fail the test!
Pronoun parade—hey! Pronoun parade—hey!
Dumb as fuck, fade away!

Hey, you’re ve, now co, now zie,
New pronoun daily—why even try?
It’s a clown show, a big disgrace,
Rock this riff right in your face!

He, she, they, ze—call it quits,
Pronoun parade, you’re full of shit!