Olathe Med Ctr ER Oops - Thinking Thrifty Turns To Unintended Drug Diverson & (Technically) Theft

One of those "seemed like a good idea at the time" things. And hey, NONE of this stuff is anybody's property any more ... technically ... right? Can guess the answer if asked but get down to it, it doesn't seem to be any big deal and perhaps this "foresight" might actually SAVE myself (or that imagined buxom Swedish tourist) after a wolf or bear attack in future Montana.
RIGHT? Right.
But that's only if my cursed absentmindness didn't combine with Cosmic Comedy Coincidence to again have honest, no-harm intentions spiral out of control to eventually involve KC Metro police detectives and risk the best job of my life, its future career and the closely-approaching, long awaited and worked-for escape to Montana. ... oh. to say nothing of possible JAIL!