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Sticks & Stones Might Break My Bones
Ever feel like the world’s turned into a giant circus of outrage? This swingin’ comedy tune takes you on a jazzy ride through the madness of modern-day hypersensitivity! From steak-shaming sandal-wearers to Twitter detectives who just know you're guilty of something, no label is off-limits. With catchy rhythms, goofy backing vocals, and a grandma getting canceled for fat-shaming her cat, this song is the ultimate anthem for folks who just don’t care about name-calling. So grab your popcorn, dodge the pitchforks, and let the clown show roll on—because your labels ain’t my lullaby!
Oh, the Sensitive Squad—the self-appointed hall monitors of human interaction! Y’all must be exhausted, running around gasping at words, clutching your pearls, and writing 37-paragraph think pieces about why saying “hello” is problematic. I mean, how do you even function when everything is offensive? Does breathing too loudly count as verbal assault now? Should we all just sit in silence, staring at the floor, waiting for permission to exist?
And let’s talk about outrage inflation—yesterday’s “mildly rude” is today’s war crime. Someone eats a burger? Speciesist! Someone laughs at a joke? Insensitive! Meanwhile, you’re out here cancelling Grandma because she called her cat chunky. Congrats, you really saved the world.
But the best part? The sheer confidence in your nonsense. "Oh, you disagree with me? Well, that makes you an -ist, -phobe, or insert trendy outrage term here!” Wow, amazing logic. Just slap a label on someone, and poof!—you win the argument. Too bad reality doesn’t work that way.
So keep those hashtags flying, keep those outrage meters maxed out. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be over here, living rent-free in your heads, enjoying life, and laughing at the show.
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