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I thought I......
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I I thought I.......
(Verse 1)
Sittin' on my porch, sippin' on a cold one,
Thought life was easy, thought my troubles were done.
But then came a rumble, a sound so strange,
Thought it was just a fart, but my whole world changed.
(Chorus 1)
I thought I farted but I shit my pants,
Lord, I never knew my luck could dance.
Now I'm standin' here with a mess to clean,
Guess that's just life, if you know what I mean.
(Verse 2)
Went to a party, feelin' fine and dandy,
Laughin' with my friends, everything was just so grand-y.
Then came a moment, a gasp in the air,
Thought it was just a fart, but I was unaware.
(Chorus 2)
I thought I farted but I shit the bed,
Guess I'll be sleepin' in the mess I've spread.
Woke up to a nightmare, sheets stained red,
I thought I farted but I shit the bed.
(Bridge)
Life throws surprises, we never see comin',
One minute you're laughin', the next you're bummin'.
But we keep on truckin', through the highs and lows,
Even when we're dealt a hand, nobody knows.
(Chorus 3)
I thought I farted but I shit my pants,
Life's a crazy ride, takin' every chance.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose,
But you gotta keep smilin', no matter the blues.
(Chorus 2)
I thought I farted but I shit the bed,
Guess I'll be sleepin' in the mess I've spread.
Woke up to a nightmare, sheets stained red,
I thought I farted but I shit the bed.
(Bridge)
Life throws surprises, we never see comin',
One minute you're laughin', the next you're bummin'.
But we keep on truckin', through the highs and lows,
Even when we're dealt a hand, nobody knows.
(Chorus 3)
I thought I farted but I shit my pants,
Life's a crazy ride, takin' every chance.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose,
But you gotta keep smilin', no matter the blues.
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