The Daily Deplorable 3/9/25 Libtards Butt-Hurt Over Elon AGAIN!

I’ve never been a Tesla fan—those boxy, overpriced hunks of metal look like a kid’s science project gone wrong, and the tech’s still half-baked, with range and durability that scream “not ready for prime time.” EVs just don’t cut it for me—give me gas and grit any day. But after watching these brain-dead libtards lose their minds, protesting and flipping out over Cybertrucks like it’s the end of days, I’m sold. Now I want one bad—not for the car, but for the statement: I’d be that asshole who loves poking the bear, cruising past their meltdowns with a smirk and a middle finger. Sign me up!