Breaking News: Trump Appoints 13-Year-Old Boy to US Secret Service

The announcement came earlier today during a live broadcast on Trump’s social media platform, where he revealed the young boy, would be the newest recruit for the Secret Service. Trump praised the teenager’s “exceptional intelligence, maturity beyond his years, and an undeniable sense of duty to his country.”
The decision has sparked immediate debate and raised eyebrows across the political spectrum. Experts have voiced concerns over the suitability of a 13-year-old for such a critical role.