🚀 LIVE from Loreville, 2945 – Haulin’ Chaos with Gore Haulman! 🌌

Yo, what’s good, big cheese?! It’s me, Gore Haulman 🌟—the mullet-rocking king of the scrap heap—coming at you LIVE from Loreville!

I’m ripping through these dusty streets in my beat-to-hell Argo SRV 🚛—neon pink and blue flames peeling off 🎨, dents everywhere 🛠️, and a sledgehammer strapped to the side 🔨 ‘cause that’s how I roll! My rig, “Dude Man Bro Hauling Inc.,” is slapped across the hull in neon green spray paint 💚, and I’m here to haul some serious chaos! 💪

I’m the junkyard sheriff of the Stanton system 🚔, sniffing out illegally parked ships clogging up Loreville’s pads. You park like a scrub in my turf? I’m snagging your ride with my SRV’s tractor beam arm 🌠—blocky, banged-up, and dragging your hull straight to the scrap pile! 🗑️

It’s pure madness—reggae blasting loud 🎸, Stanton Sticky clouds swirling 🍃, and me hollering through the loudspeaker: “MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, DUDE!” 📢 My AI sidekick, Pablo 🤖, is roasting me the whole time but keeping us on course. 🧭

This ain’t no polished gig, bro—my ship’s a trash masterpiece 🏚️, paint fading like it’s been smashed through asteroid fields 🌑, and I’m towing wrecks left and right! When the UEC’s tight, I roll out the Drake Vulture 🦅 and scrap junk for creds 💰. The UEE can shove it 🖕—I’M keeping Loreville in line!

It’s LIVE, LOUD, and MAXIMUM CHILL 😎—jump in on Rumble, vibe with the Casket Crew ⚰️, and watch me slap this system into shape! 🌍🔥

Stick around, bro—this is where the real chaos lives! 🚀✨
📺 Catch me on Rumble.com tearing it up! 💥