Conan O’Brien Jokes in Chinese Mandarin Greeting: ‘Please Consider Using Me in Your Many Films, I Beg You’

O’BRIEN: “Check this out. Tonight’s Oscars are being watched by more than a billion people all over the world. Yes.
(Applause)
For those of you watching in Spanish-speaking countries, I just want to say [speaking Spanish] Good evening, and welcome to the Oscars. I am your host, Conan O’Brien and I hope you enjoy the show. For those of you watching from India, I want to say [speaking Hindi] Greetings to the people of India. It’s morning there, so I hope you enjoy your breakfast with the Oscars. And for those of you — for those of you watching from China, [speaking Mandarin] I am in serious financial debt. Please consider using me in your many films. I beg you. Thank you.
(Applause)
Yes.”