they'll never politicize the turn signal cos it's actually effective

never say the word briefly, amy
ag started this channel cos there is a dire shortage of real people making real content
there's no such thing as a comedy dream
most people that do standup are trying to validate sumin
okay that truck used their turn signal, now i feel like a bitch
yay! they paved that one part of the road
they always take their time to pave any of the road
my mgr did not call me back, probably cos they're super busy (i work at a restaurant)
always fucking late, the man in my head reminds me
we are real as fuck n do not work for zionists
nobody agrees w/ most of these thoughts i reckon
any new subs will typically bounce
willing to bet a lotta $ that you're a pussy
whatever you agree w/ me about ain't enough to keep you here
i started w/ bdpd cos i'm a woman
i understand bdpd inside n out, so grateful for this inclination that i have
most comedians are on the narcissistic end rather than the schizophrenic end
schizophrenia really is the best one
anything that they don't understand must be bad
i could solve ALL the world's problems
tell the algorithm to stop being so patriarchal
i'd rather commit suicide than go along w/ the world
compromising principles? no thanks
more people to misinterpret me n be hateful?
i can look at my phone, too damnit (for a second)
there's nothin to entrance me over here
pretend compassion since everything has been politicized
we are very appreciative of turn signals
there will always be a war on consciousness
empathy is what causes consciousness n visa versa