Everybody Poops… Sometimes, While Working

I don’t have an office job, so I don’t ever suffer the embarrassment of leaving a big old Stanley Steamer in the bathroom, and then having someone getting their nose hairs curled because of it.

No office gossip about my diet, and poor digestive system.

And, I’ve got a pretty good internal thing going on.

I rarely, if ever, have to poop in public.

Gas station hell?

Not for my bowels, thankyouverymuch.

But, when in the privacy of my own home, or hotel room, the need to vacate can be random.

“What? Now? But I haven’t eaten anything yet today…”

Such was the case this morning.

I was readying for a business call, when suddenly…

Rut-ro, time to go.

Thankfully, it wasn’t a Zoom call, or any other form of video conference.

That would have been as embarrassing as Jeffrey Toobin taking matters into his own hands (literally) during a meeting.

Oof. 

Keep it in your pants, Jeffrey.