Canada: The 51st State or Just a Neighbor?

: "Canada sends almost 75% of its exports to the U.S. and buys most of its goods from America. If that’s not co-dependence, I don’t know what is! I mean, imagine breaking up with someone but still paying their phone bill."
"Quick! Name five Canadian TV shows that aren’t about hockey or border patrol. Can’t do it? That’s because Canadians watch American content! Hollywood, Netflix, social media—you name it, it’s U.S.-made. Canada’s just America's polite little brother borrowing the Wi-Fi."
: "Canada has an army—who knew? But guess what? The U.S. is Canada’s real security system. Through NATO and NORAD, America keeps watch, like a big brother making sure the little sibling doesn’t get picked on at recess."
: "Every time America sneezes, Canada gets a cold. U.S. politics shape Canadian policies, whether it’s trade, climate, or even TikTok bans. It’s like Washington makes the decisions, and Ottawa just shrugs and follows suit."
: "With the longest undefended border in the world, the U.S. and Canada are practically roommates. Canadians vacation in Florida, Americans go skiing in Whistler, and let’s be real—Canadians don’t even need a passport to visit their ‘big sibling.’"
"So, there you have it. Canada—America’s honorary 51st state. No official title, no congressional votes… but let’s be honest, they weren’t using their independence much anyway."