🚀 Gore Haulman’s Loreville Patrol 🚨 Towing Illegally Parked Ships in My SRV! 🌌✨ 🚚💨

Yo, what’s good, big cheese?! It’s me, Gore Haulman 🌟, the mullet-rocking king of the scrap heap, LIVE from Loreville in 2945! 🌌 I’m tearing through these dusty streets in my beat-to-hell Argo SRV 🚛—neon pink and blue flames peeling off 🎨, dents all over 🛠️, and a sledgehammer strapped to the side 🔨 ‘cause that’s how I roll, bro! “Dude Man Bro Hauling Inc.” is dripping in neon green spray-paint 💚 across my hull, and I’m here to haul some serious chaos! 💪

I’m patrolling like the junkyard sheriff of the Stanton system 🚔, sniffing out illegally parked ships clogging up Loreville’s pads. 🅿️ You park like a scrub in my turf? I’m snagging your ride with my SRV’s tractor beam arm 🌠—blocky, banged-up, and dragging your hull straight to the scrap pile! 🗑️ It’s pure madness—reggae blasting loud 🎸, Stanton Sticky clouds swirling 🍃, and me hollering through the loudspeaker: “MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, DUDE!” 📢 My AI sidekick Pablo 🤖 is roasting me the whole time, but he’s keeping us on course. 🧭

This ain’t no polished gig, bro—my ship’s a trash masterpiece 🏚️, paint fading like it’s been smashed through asteroid fields 🌑, and I’m towing wrecks left and right! Sometimes I roll out the Drake Vulture 🦅 to scrap junk for creds 💰 when the UEC’s tight. The UEE can shove it 🖕—I’m keeping Loreville in line! It’s live, loud, and MAXIMUM CHILL 😎—jump in on Rumble, vibe with the Casket Crew ⚰️, and watch me slap this system into shape! 🌍🔥

Stick around, bro—this is where the real chaos lives! 🚀✨ Catch me on Rumble.com tearing it up! 💥