So Irrelevant...

The Absurd Demands of a YouTube Troll.

Every content creator on YouTube knows that trolls come with the territory. They thrive on conflict, manipulation, and trying to control the narrative. But every so often, you come across a troll who takes things to a whole new level of absurdity.

Recently, I was presented with a set of "conditions" by a certain individual in exchange for an irrelevant screenshot. The conditions were as follows:

1. I must unban everyone and promise to never ban anyone again.

2. I must dedicate two hours every week for Plisko to come on the show.

3. The show must be officially renamed Matt and Plisko and air every week “until the end of time.”

Now, let’s break this down.

A Transparent Power Play

The first demand—unbanning everyone and promising to never ban anyone again—isn’t about fairness or free speech. It’s about removing my ability to moderate my own platform. No serious person would expect this unless their goal was to disrupt, harass, and undermine the space I’ve built. This is not a negotiation; it’s an attempt at control.

The second demand—dedicating two hours every week to Plisko—shows that, despite all his insults, he actually craves my attention. If I were truly the irrelevant loser he claims I am, why on earth would he be so desperate to secure two hours of my time every single week? The contradiction is laughable.

And then we reach the final, most ridiculous demand: renaming my show to Matt and Plisko and running it weekly “until the end of time.” This is where the joke fully reveals itself. The idea that I should rebrand my content around someone who has spent so much time trying to discredit me is the height of delusion.

The Hypocrisy is Clear.

This brings us to the real question: Why do they want to be unbanned if I’m so irrelevant? If my platform meant nothing, they wouldn’t care about access. But they do. Their actions prove that they see value in my space, my content, and my audience.

And if Plisko truly believed I was a despicable person who should be in jail, why is he so desperate to be part of my life? Why is he pushing for a permanent role on my platform? The answer is simple—because he doesn’t believe his own rhetoric. He knows the accusations he throws around are baseless. He knows the only way he stays relevant is by keeping his connection to me alive.

Final Thoughts.

This isn’t a real offer; it’s a thinly veiled attempt to exert power, dressed up as a ridiculous ultimatum. But I don’t play games on other people’s terms. My platform is mine to control, and no amount of trolling will change that.

So, to Plisko and the rest—keep watching, keep talking, and keep proving just how “irrelevant” I really am.