Anti What The Hale$ Attorney Sets a New Speedrun Record: Judge DENIES 2 Motions in Record Time! ⏱️💨

Folks, we may have just witnessed a new legal speedrun—and not the kind you want to brag about. The Anti What The Hale$ ecosystem’s attorney just had TWO motions denied at lightning speed, proving once again that the legal system has absolutely zero patience for their nonsense. 🚫⚖️

Was the Judge even done reading the motion before stamping DENIED? Did Bruce’s filing get tossed before the ink even dried? 🤔 The way these rulings came down, you’d think the Judge saw the motions, sighed heavily, and hit the reject button like they were swiping left on a bad dating profile.

Join me as I read (badly) and mock yet another legal failure from the Anti What The Hale$ legal dream team. Sarcasm? ✅ Laughs? ✅ The Judge running out of patience? ✅✅✅ This is one for the record books! 🍿🔥