Supermarket Sweep

Adblue warning, EML, fan belt squealing, burning smell, windows not working, alternator light, the driver keeps on going, won't give in without a fight
Drive shafts clicking, NOx sensor has failed, body doors alarming, tail light lenses both impaled
Drive to workshop don't change gear, low voltage message too, keep it going don't give in, Doreen's Soreen's overdue
Step knocked off, hinges broke, shutter won’t open, it’s no joke, not pulling temp, rear bumper falling off, mirror glasses missing and the bodywork all scuffed
Parking sensors broken, Active brake Assist inop, front number plate is missing, it was there when he set off
Lights that don’t illuminate, stuck in places here and there, with supermarket drivers will, pushes on without a care
Amber brake wear warning, grinding noise from front, handbrake is not holding, on safety take a punt
Oil and coolant top ups, wipers on all time, start button fallen through the dash, brakes spongy but work fine
Indicators interacting, heater does not blow, how compartment lights knocked off, no one will ever know
Cut out without warning, and now it won’t restart, wet belt gone, it didn’t last long, Ford engines cheapest part
Tote stops going missing, sack barrow bracket snapped, it’s back at ten, so fix it then, and we can all relax