Trump Purges Military Leadership, Replaces Them with Guys from the Apprentice

Summary: In a shocking move, President Trump fires the entire top brass of the US military, replacing them with winners from his reality TV show, The Apprentice. The new team of generals includes Omarosa Manigault, Piers Morgan, and Dennis Rodman, sparking widespread criticism and concern about the military's future.
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