I'm Going to Shoot the President

I'm Going To Shoot The President

I thought long and deep,
'The world is torn,
'Is it only I to fail sleep?
'There must be others similarly worn.'

So rest I could not,
Then the plan, it came fast,
'He must be shot',
It will be a blast!

I packed my backpack,
Picturing him, I then froze,
I did not have a strap,
But he must be exposed.

I secretly took the camera,
Now ninja, now thief,
As I head out to shoot,
The commander and chief.