🤼‍♂️Washington DC Gets Pro Wrestling Makeover- Biden Stuns In 🍌 Hammock - Felt Puppet Reads The News

When the DNC hired Vince McMahon as Communications Director, nobody expected Congress to turn into SummerSlam. But here we are, with fog machines in the House and championship belts in budget meetings.

In this episode of Anything But The Norm, we're breaking down the most expensive entrance ramp installation in government history and how Bernie Sanders became the unexpected hardcore champion of Capitol Hill.

🎯 What You'll Learn:

Why Nancy Pelosi now enters to the Rocky theme
How Chuck Schumer's belt is made of recycled campaign promises
The Bernie Sanders vs. Ted Cruz suplex showdown
Why removing the wrestling ring would require bipartisan cooperation (so it's staying forever)

🔔 Best Moments:

The $12M entrance ramp installation (somehow under budget)
Republicans admitting they've been running a wrestling promotion since '94
C-SPAN's surprising ratings boost
McMahon's briefcase exit strategy

⏰ Timestamps: 0:00 - The McMahon Appointment 1:23 - Congressional Makeover 2:45 - The Sanders Suplex 4:20 - C-SPAN's New Era

#CongressionalSmackdown #PoliticalWrestling #CapitolChaos

*This is satire. Though honestly, would anyone be surprised?

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