Oh My Guard! New App Makes Renting Your Own Armed Security Detail As Easy As Requesting An Uber

Posted • February 20, 2025: You can now order your own private security detail as easily as requesting an Uber driver - but only if you live in Los Angeles or New York City. The ‘Protector’ app lets you choose your vehicle, how many bodyguards you want, and even the clothes they wear. It starts at $100 per hour with a minimum five-hour charge. There’s also a $129 registration fee. Women are hiring private security guards from an app like Uber that allows them to choose what their bodyguard wears. Dr. Fauci and John Bolton should look into this. The app allows users to chose which bodyguard picks them up, what they wear, where they go and how long they want the bodyguard to protect them. All ‘Protectors’ are active duty or retired law enforcement and military. When the user chooses their ‘Protector’ they are met with a bio that tells them everything the bodyguard specializes in. It appears that the ‘Protectors’ cost about $100 an hour. The program is currently available in LA and New York City.

Women are hiring private security guards from an app like Uber that allows them to choose what their bodyguard wears. Dr. Fauci and John Bolton should look into this. The app allows users to chose which bodyguard picks them up, what they wear, where they go and how long they want the bodyguard to protect them. All ‘Protectors’ are active duty or retired law enforcement and military. When the user chooses their ‘Protector’ they are met with a bio that tells them everything the bodyguard specializes in. It appears that the ‘Protectors’ cost about $100 an hour. The program is currently available in LA and New York City. —— Ok, that’s a bit of overkill to take your child to the airport. This makes sense for business owners who need to move expensive inventory or for private sellers meeting a car buyer. (Licensed truckers are reporting that they cannot carry weapons.) There’s definitely a use for them. Cool concept.

But taking girls to the airport is all for clout. It’s all about clout and making a big appearance at parties or events. Most of these clowns don’t need a bodyguard. They’ll use them to take pictures with and look cool on Instagram. And that’s what I call a successful business model. Lol (…)

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