if linkedin was honest | Are you ready to become Dull Corp's next spreadsheet donkey

Welcome to LinkedIn, the only social media platform where everyone pretends to love their job, every promotion is 'bittersweet,' and even quitting gets turned into an inspiring TED Talk. Here, networking means ignoring messages until you need a favor, and ‘thought leadership’ is just a glorified way to humblebrag. Endorse yourself for ‘Buzzword Mastery’ and let the grindset begin!