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They Messed Up BIG TIME – Now Uncle Sam Kicks Them Out! - MUTANT CHICKEN NEWS
Being in a country that is not yours is already complicated enough. Dealing with homesickness, learning the language, facing endless bureaucracy and keeping your head down would be enough for anyone. But not for Sinval de Oliveira and Liu Lijun, who decided to enter the hall of fame for the worst decisions of all time.
Sinval spent 35 years in the United States, enough time to understand that the FBI does not mess around. Even so, he decided that laundering five million dollars was a good life project. He operated as if he were rubbing hundred dollar bills in the sink at home, thinking that no one would notice. Now, he has traded the American dream for beans and rice back in Brazil and can dedicate himself to teaching his friends how to lose everything in style.
Liu Lijun, on the other hand, thought that the best way to make the most of his time as a foreign student was to promote inflammatory political events on the UCLA campus. For someone with a temporary visa, defying the authorities and organizing demonstrations is like shouting "deport me" through a megaphone. And that's exactly what happened. The American government not only listened, but also guaranteed her a one-way ticket back to Beijing, where she will not be allowed to enter the United States again. Being an immigrant requires a sense of survival and a basic respect for the host's rules. Sinval can now spend her days trying to explain in the bread line how to turn five million dollars into a stamped passport back to Brazil. Meanwhile, Liu can give lectures on "how to destroy an international career in record time." In the end, both became living examples that a passport is not a shield and common sense is always cheaper than a one-way ticket home. Meanwhile, in the universe of truly creative and successful choices, Mutant Chicken emerges, which is the cryptocurrency that sponsors this content channel. More than a channel for curiosities, information, humor, and quality music, Mutant Chicken is the birthplace of the MUTEGG cryptocurrency. Built on Solana's cutting-edge technology, MUTEGG combines innovation, stability, and fun. Linked to the Mutant Chicken brand, the coin represents the future for those looking for something different, irreverent and visionary.
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