🚨 DISSEMINATION FOR DUMMIES: Geno & Keanu’s Guide to Selectively Applying The Law!🚨

Ever wished the law worked however you wanted it to? Well, wish no more! Because we’re throwing out boring old reality and letting the great legal minds of our time—Geno Bisconte & Keanu C. Thompson—explain how Minnesota law really works! (Spoiler: it’s whatever they decide.)

👨‍⚖️ TODAY’S TOTALLY LEGIT LEGAL LESSONS:

⚖️ Dissemination? Doesn’t matter that Minnesota law says it only takes ONE person receiving an illicit image—Google says it has to be a crowd, so case closed! 📣👏

⚖️ Subpoenas? You only have to show up if you feel like it or don’t hate someone in the case. That’s right, folks, justice is now based on vibes.

⚖️ Not getting your travel expenses up front? No need to answer a subpoena. In fact, you don’t have to obey any law unless someone Venmo’s you first. It’s called Geno-Keanu Law.

⚖️ Truth? Oh, they always tell it! It just…changes hourly, like a fine wine that’s been left open too long. 🍷💨

So throw out your law books, set fire to your common sense, and let these two be your North Star of legal wisdom. If they say it, it’s TRUE… at least until they forget what they said and change their stance 15 minutes later.