“Another Episode of The Art of the Failed Deal”

[Person stands confidently at a podium, doing a Trump impression—lots of hand gestures, smug expression.] 🎤 Trump: "Folks, listen, I had the greatest idea—tremendous idea. I said, ‘Let’s buy Greenland!’ And people laughed! Can you believe that? Denmark owns it, but what are they doing with it? Nothing! Just ice, penguins, and, frankly, not a lot of winning." "I mean, look at the size—massive! It’s like Alaska but even colder. Perfect for golf courses! Beautiful glaciers, which—by the way—I would rename ‘Trump Glaciers.’ Very exclusive. And the real estate? Cheap! The best deal since Manhattan, folks!" "But Denmark? Oh, Denmark. Very nasty. Very ungrateful. I made them a tremendous offer, and they said, ‘Not for sale!’ Who says that to me? Sad!" "So, no Greenland—for now. But don’t worry, folks. I’m thinking bigger. The moon? Mars? We’ll see. Trump Tower Lunar Edition—has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?" "Folks, if you liked this video—and I know you did, everyone’s talking about it—hit that ‘Like’ button. Very important. Subscribe—only the best people subscribe. And comment! I personally read all the comments. Maybe I’ll even make a deal with you! Tremendous engagement, folks. The best!" #TrumpGreenland #Satire #PoliticalHumor #Comedy #Parody #MakeGreenlandGreatAgain #TrumpDeals #FailedDeals #FunnyPolitics #GreenlandForSale #TrumpMonologue #ArtOfTheDeal #YUGE #TrumpVsDenmark #RealEstateKing #ColdHardDeals