Premium Only Content
Suno - Curmudgeon's Birthday Song
Here's a little song from Suno.com I whipped up for my father's birthday—and to some degree, for my own, since I'm not exactly a spring chicken myself. To some degree, it's inspired by "The Happy Happy Birthday Song" by the Arrogant Worms, which is also rather cynically humorous about what birthdays mean to us older folks.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
When you were small, each year that passed brought more good things your way:
A rise in height, a rise in grade; "You're springing up," they'd say.
Yet now you're grown, your childhood's passed, your college days are gone,
The days seem short, yet hours so long; how do you carry on?
[Chorus]
Here's to you, birthday boy, as age clouds up your eyes;
One year closer to the days each last one of us dies.
So make a wish and snuff those flames and cut the friggin' cake;
Be grateful life's not over yet, and smile, for goodness' sake!
[Verse 2]
Your aching back and aching feet and thinning hair tell you
For hours of youth you whiled away, the bills are coming due.
The childhood hours you spent at school were on your life a curse;
But now you're grown, the hours you spend at work are even worse!
[Chorus]
Here's to you, birthday boy, as age clouds up your eyes;
One year closer to the days each last one of us dies.
So make a wish and snuff those flames and cut the friggin' cake;
Be grateful life's not over yet, and smile, for goodness' sake!
[Verse 3]
The gifts years gave you as a child these years now take away;
You've work to do, problems to fix, taxes, and bills to pay.
So take a load off; take a break from running this rat race.
Fill your glass and fill your plate; drink up, and stuff your face!
[Chorus]
Here's to you, birthday boy, as age clouds up your eyes;
One year closer to the days each last one of us dies.
So make a wish and snuff those flames and cut the friggin' cake;
Be grateful life's not over yet, and smile, for goodness' sake!
[Bridge]
"Youth is wasted on the young," some say, and they are not lying;
Still, when you age up and you age out, that's when life lets you stop trying.
So here's to you: we hope you get whatever it is you're wishing;
And when Death comes knocking at your door, we hope you'll be out fishing!
[Instrumental]
[Chorus]
Here's to you, birthday boy, as age clouds up your eyes;
One year closer to the days each last one of us dies.
So make a wish and snuff those flames and cut the friggin' cake;
Be grateful life's not over yet, and smile, for goodness' sake!
-
12:29
Clintonjaws
11 hours ago $5.58 earnedShane Gillis vs 'The View' - This Is Priceless!
2.74K4 -
22:53
Jasmin Laine
16 hours agoCarney’s Speech BACKFIRES Spectacularly—Liberals PANIC on National TV
2.25K19 -
1:38
Jeff Ahern
11 hours ago $0.99 earnedThe Mamdani Effect
2.93K1 -
LIVE
The Bubba Army
22 hours agoNBA BETTING SCANDAL! - Bubba the Love Sponge® Show | 10/24/25
778 watching -
8:01
The Gun Collective
13 hours agoBEST new 2011 in 2025? -- Kimber 2K11 Pro Honest Review!
8.77K1 -
8:49
Millionaire Mentor
16 hours agoMAGA Vet SHUTS DOWN AOC So Hard She LOST IT
6.35K17 -
7:25
The Shannon Joy Show
16 hours agoWhat is the PRIME Act? With Rep. Thomas Massie
9.52K5 -
24:17
The Official Corbett Report Rumble Channel
12 hours agoGates' Fake Meat Agenda Flops! - #NewWorldNextWeek
7.76K14 -
34:08
Simply Bitcoin
1 day ago $1.83 earnedLiving Off Bitcoin: Solar Mining in a Trailer
7.26K -
LIVE
Side Scrollers Podcast
19 hours ago🔴FIRST EVER RUMBLE SUB-A-THON🔴DAY 4🔴BLABS VS STREET FIGHTER!
1,149 watching