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FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER
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Award-Winning Cozy Comedy Snowbird Mystery set in Florida
FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER
Snowbirds do more than just Flock
Dive into the whimsical world of "Florida Retirement Is Murder," where retirement isn't just about rest and relaxation but an unexpected adventure into the heart of Central Florida's most colorfully quirky community. Every lifestyle imaginable can be found in this funny cozy retirement village from the hilarious antics of 'Micah' down to the straight lace Marine Corp Sergeant, Police Detective or the Flirtatious 'Jodi' and her tight fitting mini skirts...
Stewart Johnson, a recently widowed retiree, expected nothing more than to settle quietly into his new life at Sun Gate, surrounded by the warmth of the Florida sun and the company of fellow snowbirds. Yet, life has other plans. Drawn into a community bursting with vibrant personalities and capricious intrigues, Stewart finds himself at the center of a laugh-out-loud mystery that will challenge his perceptions of friendship and fun.
This fictional satire comedy cozy mystery novel is not just a book but an experience, inviting readers of all ages to revel in the humorous dysfunctions of a group of overgrown children—retirees whose antics and mysteries provide endless entertainment. From the first page to the last, readers will encounter a saga filled with suspense, laughter, and a series of shockers that will keep them on their toes.
Praise for 'Florida Retirement Is Murder':
"Great Book!!! Loved the characters who all feel like family!! The ending was a shocker!!!"
"I want them as my friends!!! I swear this would make a great weekly TV show." – Reader Feedback.
"The character development is top-notch, and the suspense paired with hilarious antics makes for an unforgettable journey."
Whether you’re considering the snowbird lifestyle or simply looking for your next book club treasure, "Florida Retirement Is Murder" is your passport to a world where old age meets golden opportunities to laugh, solve mysteries, and maybe even act a little mischievous. Perfect for your summer beach reading list, this colorful story is poised to become a favorite on every bookshelf and screen, captivating you with its creative metaphors and the genuine camaraderie of Sun Gate.
Engage with the residents of Sun Gate—where every chuckle and plot twist promises that old age retirement in Florida doesn’t get any better than this. Join Stewart as he evolves from a grieving widower to a champion of the eccentric and endearing seniors, ensuring everyone’s welfare with wit and a keen detective’s eye. It’s a place you'll wish to live, as long as you have Stewart looking after your welfare.
Laugh, guess, and reminisce with "Florida Retirement Is Murder," where snowbirds do more than just flock—they turn every day into an unforgettable adventure.
LEARN MORE: https://www.cozycomedymystery.com
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