Chuck Schumer Auditions to Become Super Bowl Cheerleader

Okay, his technique is a bit rusty but he more than makes up for it in enthusiasm. "WE WON'T REST! WE WON'T REST!" How can couch potatoes around the nation not be stirred up by that battle cry? Oh, and Chuck has a secret plan to eliminate the cheerleader competition by feeding them cheese on raw hamburgers.