the zone is the best place to be (even if you make shitty art)

i wanna understand cos nobody wants to do that
i study my habits n compare n contrast
what am i doin leading me to ruin that i keep excusing
i wanna be the missing piece
they dunno how to apply whatever they think they know
i'm not JUST talking to women but i'm ESP talking to women
those that lack consciousness will keep making terrible decisions
i thought way more than thrice
everyone's drowning in apathy
God taught me to not stress when i make a mess *which is often
i hope yawl enjoy my faces
i hate cheesy things so sari if that's what this shit is
i self-evaluate every day all day but i could always do more of that
i kinda sorta hate standup but at the same time it's what i'm supposed to do
i carry around my crucifix to remind me it ain't so bad
i'm in my own personal cult
cults are bad but mine's pretty good
i don't think bowling leagues exist anymore
what's harder to believe? my Christian faith or my appreciation of dave matthews
i seem like i'd drive a jeep
don't take it personally thelonious (car)
i have way more fun minus the camcorder
i feel better when i'm by myself
floozie sounds like the right word but i don't think it is (it's definitely not)
i can't believe that i ever had a boyfriend
it wasn't fair to my significant other
paisley (cat) is my soulmate
cats can criticize you, dogs never will
dog people are the absolute worst
domesticating animals was a mistake
the zoo is america
dogs are way too high maintenance
single moms shouldn't be allowed
yes this IS fascist
when you screw up yer kids you screw up society
at least they kill child molesters in prison, crazy that we have the 2nd A n yet...