FEMA Still Disgusting Assholes + IRS Agents Resign After Trump Threatens Them with Border Duty

#1. Despite Kristi Noem’s recent appointment as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Emergency Management Agency is still committing atrocities against citizens in fire-ravaged California, looting damaged homes and asking adults if their teenage daughters have been vaccinated for Human papillomavirus, a transmissible STD that causes genital warts and other maladies.
#2. President Donald J. Trump has found a novel way to trim the fat from a federal agency known for harassing and antagonizing hardworking American citizens. Immediately after he announced his intent to send 90,000 superfluous IRS agents to the border, 1,500 tendered letters of resignation, writing that their training was incompatible with border duty. They wrote that Biden had employed them to enforce tax laws and audit tax evaders, not to don combat boots and patrol El Paso and Eagle Pass.