I6: The Calling: What Ya Get for Making Whoopee
When Politics Becomes Eternal and Blissfully Ignorant Church Camp
[Washington’s Headquarters, FOB Morristown, January 25, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .
According to one Black Protestant church preacher, he will never invite a singing preacher to his church, a former defendant for one badass preacher’s kid and litigation hobbyist, who didn’t come here to preach; however, taking a cue from his extracurricular engagements, while attending a college preparatory high school, and his military service, where it is said that the best way to defeat a tank is with a tank, Major Mike Webb, who had found himself behind the controls of a Sherman Battle Tank while still in kindergarten, with the 50th Armored Division, the old New Jersey National Guard, where his father had served as State Chaplain is literally putting on the armor of God as a revival of the religious spirit has commenced a battle or dueling and now self-declared essential preachers have laid siege upon the worldwide “web”, where he enjoys the most internationally notorious dominance.
“Well, Howard, you know, we had one fall day repaired from the halls of Grand and Warren out to Englewood High School, a rather affluent suburb, for a forensic society competition, prepared to win again and take home a trophy, with our returning champion, Larry Lynch. It was a surefire strategy, a Black guy, doing his best impersonation of a friend of my father and telling us all about some dream he had had. The optics were primed to overwhelm with emotions. However, I was just a strap-hanger, along for the ride, after being recruited to succeed Larry, who was one year ahead of me. Our moderator, a novitiate, had thought a real preacher’s kid to perform this play would add authenticity and wow the audience. For whatever reason, one day when we went out to Drew University to listen to a speech by Daddy King, who had identified me in the audience and invited me up to the front so he could keep an eye on me and provide a full report to my daddy, the team lost interest in adding me to the ensemble. But since I was just in shadow mode, while Larry was warming up to arrive fashionably late, which a returning champ could do, I just went to the classroom for that competition and sat next to this red-headed girl, and struck up a conversation. We were just talking when somebody asked her for her autograph, and then I started to realize that our returning champ may be in trouble. When I discovered this red-headed girl was performing on Broadway and as the star of Annie, I realized that the old one-two punch was not going to be sufficient, especially with Molly Ringwald essentially enjoying a homecourt advantage, playing within her element. Larry’s only possible strategy would be to scrap the entire battle plan, and come out singing It’s a Hard Knock Life. He didn’t do that, and let’s just say the rest is history,” remarked Major Mike Webb, star of high school and college dramatics who had been recruited in college to go pro.
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.
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