Apparently, Nextdoor Is Too Close to Be Just a Coincidenceecause

Ah, yes, the “wet market” theory—where the virus supposedly took a detour from bat soup to become a global pandemic, while conveniently ignoring the giant virology lab right next door. The comedy really started when anyone who dared suggest the virus might’ve leaked from a lab was promptly censored, as if we all just missed that subtle irony. It was almost like they were trying to create the world’s most confusing game of “Where’s Waldo?” with a global health crisis. So, now the CIA is giving a “low confidence” nod to the lab-leak theory—because nothing says certainty like a shrug and a "maybe."