Kimmel on Why Trump Is ‘Big on Pulling Out’: ‘They Are Eric and Don Jr.’

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KIMMEL: “The bully is back at his pulpit, and his sharpies are fatter than ever before. Have you noticed he’s got big, fat sharpies now? Yesterday Trump sat down in front of everyone to sign a stack of papers like a real housewife at Bravocon or something.
(Laughter)
The Burger King signed more than a hundred executive orders and actions. He pulled us out of the Paris climate accord, he pulled us out of the World Health Organization. There are two big reasons Trump is big on pulling out: Eric and Don Jr.
(Laughter)
(Cheering and Applause)
(Rimshot)
But he did make sure to keep us on TikTok. He issued an executive order to delay the ban on TikTok until April. He released around 1,600 criminals who stormed the Capitol on January 6th, including those who attacked police officers and stockpiled weapons for the event. And he rescinded Joe Biden’s executive order lowering prescription drug prices for Americans on Medicare and Medicaid. Finally! Someone’s looking out for the big pharma and the Promise Keepers.”

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