Welcome to The Gateway Pundit’s Week-in-Review with Elijah Schaffer, where he covers the top 5 stories throughout the last 24 hours. ARTICLE 1: Elon Musk’s DOGE Team Uncovers Over 25 Million People Ages 100+ in Social Security Database, Some Older Than the Constitution: “There are a Lot of Vampires Collecting Social Security” ARTICLE 2: Elon Musk’s DOGE Team Uncovers $21 Million Taxpayer-Funded Grant Allocated to “Voter Turnout in India” — India’s Ruling Party Responds ➤ Oxford Club: The world’s smartest investors are bypassing oil stocks and instead opting for "mailbox money" through oil royalties, a form of passive income that arrives monthly with an entry point as low as $25. This opportunity, accessible via elijahoil.com, allows anyone with a standard brokerage account—no wealth or connections required—to tap into monthly royalty checks from America’s most productive oil basin. Visit https://www.elijahoil.com to learn how you can start collecting these consistent oil royalty payments. ARTICLE 3: Watch: School Board Actually Runs from Angry Parents Who Caught Them Letting 5-Year-Olds See Bondage Gear ARTICLE 4: Pres. Trump Files Emergency Appeal to Supreme Court to Overturn Reinstatement of Hampton Dellinger as Head of Office of Special Counsel ➤ GeekPowered: ARTICLE 5: President Trump Dismantles Fake News Media’s Narrative for High Egg Prices: ‘I’ve Been Here for Three Weeks’ Please leave your opinions / comments on these stories below as Elijah reads every single one and appreciates your perspective.