Michael Mike Habermehl likes penis alot

Lyrics

I was swiping through profiles,
Feeling bored as could be, Then I found this wild bio, And it screamed out to me:
It said, "If you're into pounding, And your kink's off the charts, Then come ride the Mike Express—
It'll blow all your parts!"

(Chorus)
Mike likes penis alotta,
And he'll deep throat 'til he cries.
He's got moves like a porn star, And he loves supersized.
If you're packing the inches, And your stamina's raw,
Mike will leave you exhausted, But begging for encore!

I said, "What's your safe word?"
He said, "I don't have one, dude." Then he dropped to his knees, And got straight to the nude.
From the couch to the table, Even under the bed,
Mike's got more tricks in his bag, Than a stripper named Red.

(Chorus)
Mike likes penis alotta, And he's not one to be shy.
He'll oil up your joystick, And then give it a try.
If you're down for some role play, And a strap-on or two,
Mike's got costumes and toys—
He'll do anything for you!

(Bridge)
He's the king of the backdoor, And the throat game's elite.
If you think you can handle him, He'll have you beat on repeat.

(Final Chorus)
Mike likes penis alotta,
And he's got no shame to spare.
He's the master of pegging, And positions so rare.
If you're ready to party, With a freak of the night, Mike's the man with the magic— And he'll rock your whole life!