Friday Funny - "Im A Colorectal Surgeon"

👩‍⚕️ You know you’re a colorectal surgeon if…

1️⃣ You can keep a straight face during a conversation about bowel habits while everyone else is squirming.

2️⃣ The phrase “regular as clockwork” brings you actual joy.

3️⃣ Your idea of small talk at a dinner party somehow ends up involving fiber.

4️⃣ You’ve said, “Let’s get to the bottom of this” more times than you can count—completely unironically.

Wanna know what my perfect day is?? A smooth surgery and a patient who proudly announces, “I finally pooped!” 🎉

Gut health might not be glamorous, but it sure is important. Drop a ""🍑"" if this made you laugh or if you’ve got questions—because I do love talking about the behind-the-scenes (literally).