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I'm Dreaming of a Slightly Chill Christmas | Funny Christmas Song
I'm Dreaming of a Slightly Chill Christmas by Dreqo
Published December 17, 2024
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"I'm Dreaming of a Slightly Chill Christmas" is a playful twist on classic holiday tunes. Inspired by the timeless crooner vibes of the 1940s and 1950s, this humorous track pokes fun at the over-the-top nostalgia of Christmas songs while embracing the quirks of modern holiday traditions.
From tangled lights and questionable eggnog to endless replays of the same carols, this song captures the chaos, warmth, and laughs that make Christmas what it is. With its vintage sound and funny lyrics, it’s perfect for anyone who loves the holidays, but not without a sense of humor.
Whether you're wrapping gifts, sipping cocoa, or dodging mall crowds, I hope this tune brings some light-hearted cheer to your season.
Lyrics:
I’m dreaming of a slightly chill Christmas,
Not too cold, just thirty-five.
Where the snowflakes glisten,
But I won’t listen,
To Mariah Carey’s “All I Want” five times.
I’m dreaming of a Christmas with no tinsel,
That stuff sticks and makes me mad.
May your sanity stay the whole day through,
And may your Amazon gifts arrive too.
Oh, the mall is packed and slightly scary,
The eggnog’s questionable dairy.
But we’ll deck the halls with lights that blink,
Even if half of them are out, I think.
We’ll stream the Yule log, in 4K, of course,
While grandma’s fruitcake’s a dental force.
A Christmas filled with old clichés,
Like sugarplum fairies, what are those anyway?
I’m dreaming of a low-key Christmas,
With no snow shovels or frozen pipes.
May your carolers know more than one song,
And may your Christmas be cozy, all night long.
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