Wi Fi Apocalypse - Motown Funk R&B Comedy Song

Wi-Fi Apocalypse by Dreqo

Published October 15, 2024

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Get ready to groove with "Wi-Fi Apocalypse," a funky throwback to the golden age of Motown, R&B and Soul! This playful and energetic song blends retro rhythms with a modern twist, telling the story of what happens when the internet goes down and we’re left living like it’s "Little House on the Prairie."

From reading shampoo bottles on the toilet to missing out on those sweet dopamine hits from social media likes, this song humorously captures the chaos of losing connection in our modern world. If you’re a fan of soulful, funky beats, and playful lyrics, this is the track for you!

Lyrics:
Woke up this morning, something ain't right,
No pings, no dings, no screens in sight.
I’m living like it’s 1883,
No memes, no streams, just misery.

The router’s dead, the lights are out,
What’s a modern human supposed to do without?
Feels like I’m stranded on a prairie wide,
Where’s my little house? I need to hide.

It’s the Wi-Fi apocalypse, the world's gone grey,
Now I’m reading shampoo bottles just to pass the day.
No dopamine hits from likes on my feed,
I’m a digital orphan, in dire need!

I can’t scroll through TikToks or check my snaps,
I’m talking to myself—man, I’m starting to crack.
Feels like I’m churning butter, living off the land,
Is this how they survived, with a book in hand?

I can’t even Google how to fix this mess,
Without my Wi-Fi, I’m just distressed.
I'm thinking about pigeons, sending a note,
But even they’re confused—this ain't what they wrote.

It’s the Wi-Fi apocalypse, the world's gone grey,
Now I’m reading shampoo bottles just to pass the day.
No dopamine hits from likes on my feed,
I’m a digital orphan, in dire need!

Carrier pigeons, smoke signals—what comes next?
How did they survive, no instant text?
The prairie life’s rough, I’m in despair,
I’d trade my left sock just to scroll somewhere.

So, I’ll sit here, in this tech-free void,
Reading every bottle ‘til I get annoyed.
No internet, no posts to see,
Just me and my thoughts in sad harmony.

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