Jesus Took the Wheel (And Crashed the Car) - Country Comedy

Jesus Took the Wheel (And Crashed the Car) by Dreqo

Published October 13, 2024

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In this lighthearted, satirical country song, our narrator makes the regrettable decision to let Jesus take the wheel after a long night at the bar. But little did he know, Jesus wasn’t quite in the condition to drive either! With a catchy tune and tongue-in-cheek humor, "Jesus Took the Wheel (And Crashed the Car)" is a fun twist on a classic country music trope. If you enjoy storytelling songs with a dash of humor and country charm, this one's for you.

Inspired by Lil Pablo's song "I Let Jesus Take The Wheel,And He Crashed The Car (rare 1970's country vinyl)"

Lyrics:
I was sittin’ at the bar, feelin’ mighty low,
Had too many rounds, but nowhere to go.
The bartender poured, and I drank it all down,
Just another lonely night in this small-town.

But when it came time to leave, I was too far gone,
Thought, "Lord, I need a savior to carry me on."
Then I felt a hand on my shoulder, calm and strong,
It was Jesus, sayin’, "Let’s go, son, I’ll take you home."

Jesus took the wheel, but He’d had a few,
I thought I'd be safe, but He was drinkin’ too.
We swerved down the road, and it went all wrong,
Now I’m wonderin’ why I trusted Him all along.
Now I'm sittin’ in the wreck, both scarred and bruised,
Jesus took the wheel..
and crashed the car, too.

He said, “Don’t worry, son, I’ll steer us right,”
But that old pickup was swayin’ through the night.
We passed the church and the neon signs,
But Lord, He missed every red stoplight.

I prayed hard and hoped we’d see it through,
But the more He turned, the more we flew.
Next thing I know, we’re hittin’ the rail,
Guess even the good Lord can sometimes fail.

Jesus took the wheel, but He’d had a few,
I thought I'd be safe, but He was drinkin’ too.
We swerved down the road, and it went all wrong,
Now I’m wonderin’ why I trusted Him all along.
Now I'm sittin’ in the wreck, both scarred and bruised,
Jesus took the wheel... and crashed the car, too.

Now I know better when I’m drinkin’ too much,
Don’t hand the keys to someone you can’t trust.
Even Jesus needs a sober mind,
To keep it between the lines.

Jesus took the wheel, but He’d had a few,
I thought I'd be safe, but He was drinkin’ too.
We swerved down the road, and it went all wrong,
Now I’m wonderin’ why I trusted Him all along.
Now I'm sittin’ in the wreck, both scarred and bruised,
Jesus took the wheel... and crashed the car, too.

Jesus took the wheel, but He’d had a few,
I thought I'd be safe, but He was drinkin’ too.
We swerved down the road, and it went all wrong,
Now I’m wonderin’ why I trusted Him all along.
Now I'm sittin’ in the wreck, both scarred and bruised,
Jesus took the wheel... and crashed the car, too.

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