We Cannot WAIT For Monday: Biden Wants To Connect India To England And All We Can Say Is … Huh?

Posted • January 18, 2025: Just a few more days, America. We promise. If we can get through this weekend without him starting World War III -- or unconstitutionally declaring new laws because he said so -- on Monday we can begin the healing process of forgetting about Joe Biden forever. In the meantime, however, we have to endure an endless parade of farewells from undeniably the worst President in modern American history (you can rest easy now, Jimmy Carter). First, Biden delivered a horrible farewell address from the White House this week where he complained about billionaire oligarchs right after he gave the Medal of Freedom to George Soros. It was so bad that former presidential speechwriter John Podhoretz called it the worst Oval Office speech ever. -- John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz: “The first half of Biden's farewell address sounds like it was written by ChatGPT. The second half: Like a column by Al Neuharth in USA Today in 1985. Pretty close to being the worst Oval Office speech, as a matter of rhetoric, ever delivered. Trying to think of a worse one.”

Next up, Biden had to say farewell again, this time to the troops as the outgoing Commander-in-Chief. To the surprise of no one, he had to be guided to where to stand by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs. Hey, give him credit. At least he didn't almost wander off a cliff this time, requiring Giorgia Meloni to rescue and corral him. (Remember when the media called that a 'cheap fake'? That was fun.) Last night, Biden continued his farewell tour with an hour-long 'hard-hitting' interview with MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell. If just reading that sentence made you cringe in fear of what Biden would blurt out, rest assured that your fears are justified. Biden meandered through the interview, making up stories about working at a factory in Iowa, talking about the Gutenberg press for some reason known only to him, and mysteriously shouting, 'I'VE GOT TO GO TO UKRAINE.'

Another senile, Biden-esque moment from the interview was when he told O'Donnell that he had a proposal to 'connect everything from India to England.' -- Biden brags about his "proposal as to how to connect everything from India to England." 🤔 We're sorry, what? What does this even mean? Was he talking about a train? It wouldn't be the first time Biden proposed a choo-choo that would connect countries across vast oceans. Was he talking about high-speed internet, another project he failed at in the United States? Your guess is as good as ours. But we wish that O'Donnell had at least reminded him that India and England WERE 'connected' once. It's not something people in Mumbai have fond memories about. -- Listen here, Jack. That railroad plan is no malarkey - I remember discussing it with Indira Gandhi herself back in 1983... or was it 1932? Anyway, folks, we're gonna build the biggest, most beautiful railroad connecting New Delhi to London through the Pacific. -- HA. (…)

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