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GOD (Alex Gilbert) - Turdsday
People are pulling out of my Dissception album from being posted on the internet. So I have lost 4 songs, which means I need filler tracks. This one, Finale Collaspe, and Diddler the Fiddler are the fillers. This track is a diss track on the day of the week, Thursday. Also my first rap with a hook!
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Lyrics:
Yo Dissception needs replacement tracks
Songs canceled I need cut the slack get the stacks
Yo lets start with the days
Everyone is bright except one bleak and gray
That is right this is a diss on Thursday
After this track it will be known as turdsday
Most people say Wednesday because of hump
Well for me everyday I bump jump and thump except on Turdsday
That day I am a grump
Yo enough words lets get to the hook
So you all can see me cook
Here is the scoop turdsday stinks because its poop
this hook loops so you know why the group is always in a droop
Here is the scoop turdsday stinks because its poop
this hook loops so you know why the group is always in a droop
Yo enough of this hook
I think we got turdsday shook
Lets give it a lyrical beatdown
While I make it the hysterical clown
Turdsday get in the backseat
You can't take this heat
You are weak every week
I only have six days on my calendar
Because including you is slander
You know it is crazy when Monday is the best
when it leaves most people depressed
That means Turdsday leaves us Stressed and oppressed
Turdsday is actually the incest child
Defiled and badly abused
bruised then reused Now let me be excused
Grab my book and read the hook
Here is the scoop turdsday stinks because its poop
this hook loops so you know why the group is always in a droop
Here is the scoop turdsday stinks because its poop
this hook loops so you know why the group is always in a droop
Here we go verse three
Put you in a hearse with no plea
This is my great decree
We eliminate all of this hate
By using a method called extermination
On this stupid abomination
End Turdsday completely eradicate
Mutilate or even isolate
I am tried of this stupid day
Let it slowly die and decay
7 was always a stupid number
The longer the workweek the more are number
I think I am done with the critique
Once this track release turdsday will be an antique
One final speak lets finish the hook
Finish talking about this gay day schnook
Here is the scoop turdsday stinks because its poop
this hook loops so you know why the group is always in a droop
Here is the scoop turdsday stinks because its poop
this hook loops so you know why the group is always in a droop
YO screw Turdsday
Play this until the new day
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