Bill Gates, the self-appointed czar of truth and IDs

Ah yes, Bill Gates, the self-appointed czar of truth and IDs. Because clearly, what humanity has been missing all along is a digital hall monitor to ensure everyone is toeing the line. The First Amendment? Just a pesky speed bump on the road to progress, right? Soon, we’ll all get our “Approved to Speak” badges—straight from the Gates-certified Ministry of Truth™. Trust the system, folks. What could possibly go wrong? 🙃