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Kung Fu D*ck (1976)
Part 1: the introduction of D*ck🥪
Kung Fu D*ck artwork, posters, t-shirts and all things in the way of the d*ck 🔥🔥🔥https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/
Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using studio and digital.
Lyrics:
Everybody knows I got that kung fu,
Split a b*tch in half with the corner of my shoe.
I got that chop,
Uppercuts to the butts I'm impossible to stop.
Ya know I throw those kicks,
But my secret weapon is my Kung Fu d*ck.
I got that, Kung Fu d*ck,
I'll be Swinging that sh*t.
Flip kick with this d*ck and make you look like a b*tch
With my Kung Fu d*ck
I slap that sh*t like I'm E. Honda,
My fighting stance is the anaconda.
I rain the pain with the main drain,
To maim and shame like I'm Liu Kang.
You think you're tough but you ain't got sh*t now kneel down before my Kung Fu d*ck
Oh the way of the d*ck!
I got that, Kung Fu d*ck,
I'll be Swinging that sh*t.
Flip kick with this d*ck and make you look like a b*tch
With my Kung Fu d*ck
Kung Fu d*ck
Kung Fu d*ck
Kung Fu d*ck
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